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Top Ten Insults For Dave Letterman
Presented live and in person
February 5, 1996 |
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| 10. | Do yourself a favor, Letterman -- make an appointment with a brain surgeon |
| 9. | Who picks your clothes -- Stevie Wonder? |
| 8. | Why are you always speeding, Letterman? It's not like you've got people holding their breath til you get there |
| 7. | Personally, I liked you better when you were on the cover of Mad" magazine" |
| 6. | Don't look now, but something died on your head |
| 5. | This is the part of the show where I always say to myself, 'I wonder what Koppel's doing tonight' |
| 4. | Ball State -- now there's a real hotbed of rocket scientists |
| 3. | If Drew Barrymore hadn't flashed you, you wouldn't have had any sex life at all |
| 2. | Hey, Dave, I'm having an Oscar party this year. I hope you won't be working that night |
| 1. | Letterman, let's face it -- you put the 'suck' in success |
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